Saturday, July 21, 2007
Watchin reruns of braveheart and gladiator .. two of da bombest show in the world .. two video-audio textbooks on how to be a hero .. save the world... get the gal... wheneva i watch both shows.. my eyes start to redden and mucus starts to flow.. cannot control.. e last few scenes where both heros die while e sweepin backgound music crescendoes... touchin stuff i tell ya .. man power house scenes tat inspire..call me a sucker for tragic war movies ... both heroes are realli similar to me .. courageous, honourable, fightin for wad they believe in..sia lah.. mus be e movie directors of both shows use me as their inspiration.. and in the end going out in the blaze of glory...tat dyin part though not mine... cos i plan to live forever.. i mean i am cool but not tat cool yet..i tink .. still researchin how to transcend tat lvl of ultimatum coolness .. but it sorta set me thinkin... do i wanna go out in a glorious way... givin my life fightin for sometin i believe in? or do i wan ..u noe to sorta jus pass away peacefully when Father time finally catches up? guess tats not for me to decide anyway.. heh but still.. when u fightin munsters all e time..riskin ur arse to save e world.. u cant help but tink bout such stuff yeah?
romeo:'' juliet oh fair juliet cant thou not smell thy out when thy smells so foul...''
Juliet:'' romeo oh romeo.. thou not foul not foul... thou smell jus like a sexy cow should... full of hay, grass and methane gas tat thou jus puuuuuud''
in some other part of the story
Juliet: how does one describe thee? thou is juicier than e juiciest burger patties in macdonalds.. fleshier dan e ba kwa from bee cheng hiang ... meatier dan e steak from Jacks place.. wif skin softer dan any louis vutton bag....
ummm basically tat e two famous qoutes which everybody is bloody gonna memorise in the future.. tis is gonna be e most celebrated book in lit ever.. i aint lyin ... in tis book is some deep shit... wanna noe e endin? okok i tell .. it involves juliet sittin down and grabbin tis gratitious piece of steak wif her grubby fingers and dan stuffin it whole into her mouth.. she oso wearin a new coat of pure blackwhite spotted... cow skin..alamak romeo get slaughtered by juliet sia.. sad eh? no wonder e critics are callin it tragedy of the century ..me and ran... we gonna be e nxt picassos of e literature world... e brudders grimmmm we are ...
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Watchin reruns of braveheart and gladiator .. two of da bombest show in the world .. two video-audio textbooks on how to be a hero .. save the world... get the gal... wheneva i watch both shows.. my eyes start to redden and mucus starts to flow.. cannot control.. e last few scenes where both heros die while e sweepin backgound music crescendoes... touchin stuff i tell ya .. man power house scenes tat inspire..call me a sucker for tragic war movies ... both heroes are realli similar to me .. courageous, honourable, fightin for wad they believe in..sia lah.. mus be e movie directors of both shows use me as their inspiration.. and in the end going out in the blaze of glory...tat dyin part though not mine... cos i plan to live forever.. i mean i am cool but not tat cool yet..i tink .. still researchin how to transcend tat lvl of ultimatum coolness .. but it sorta set me thinkin... do i wanna go out in a glorious way... givin my life fightin for sometin i believe in? or do i wan ..u noe to sorta jus pass away peacefully when Father time finally catches up? guess tats not for me to decide anyway.. heh but still.. when u fightin munsters all e time..riskin ur arse to save e world.. u cant help but tink bout such stuff yeah?
me and me bro ran.. we came up wif a pretty cool adultish mature story man ... call us speareshakers one and 2 .. or e brudders grimm.. man e stories we write are gonna be so grim if u catch my drift... excessive violence blood and gore.. beginin wif our sophomore effort... '' romeo and juliet''
juliet:'' oh romeo romeo where art cow?romeo:'' juliet oh fair juliet cant thou not smell thy out when thy smells so foul...''
Juliet:'' romeo oh romeo.. thou not foul not foul... thou smell jus like a sexy cow should... full of hay, grass and methane gas tat thou jus puuuuuud''
in some other part of the story
Juliet: how does one describe thee? thou is juicier than e juiciest burger patties in macdonalds.. fleshier dan e ba kwa from bee cheng hiang ... meatier dan e steak from Jacks place.. wif skin softer dan any louis vutton bag....
ummm basically tat e two famous qoutes which everybody is bloody gonna memorise in the future.. tis is gonna be e most celebrated book in lit ever.. i aint lyin ... in tis book is some deep shit... wanna noe e endin? okok i tell .. it involves juliet sittin down and grabbin tis gratitious piece of steak wif her grubby fingers and dan stuffin it whole into her mouth.. she oso wearin a new coat of pure blackwhite spotted... cow skin..alamak romeo get slaughtered by juliet sia.. sad eh? no wonder e critics are callin it tragedy of the century ..me and ran... we gonna be e nxt picassos of e literature world... e brudders grimmmm we are ...
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