Tuesday, July 17, 2007

reubs the great is feelin so much teenage angst these daes.. sorta like the whole world against him man .. me against the world... dang all e anger.. e rage buildin inside reubs.. its becomin uncontrollable..
todae as i was bathin after slayin like 15 dragons, and riddin myself of e foul dragon breath, i was suddenly attacked by e soap... as i was washin my face.. i opened my eyes onli for some soap to enter .. the pain.. the horror... reubs the great was left blinded and writhin in pain on the floor.. the agony... darn tat sneaky soap... for a mere 3 minutes reubsthegreat was howlin like a werewolf, rollin around the floor eyes blinded by vicious soap lather... dan.. sweet relief as light rushed into the neverendin darkness to provide my eyes wif sight again.. i took e soap and threw it on the ground.. hard.. me and e bar of soap fought for like an eternity bfore i emerged victorious.. stampin on tat darn sneaky thing... me and e bar of soap now haf a mutual understandin.. nxt time he tries such a sneak attack... i'm gonna gobble him up like a bar of chocolate...
i often try to study man ... but somehow some forces dun seem to want for me to do jus tat... i'm tokin about e elves livin in my garden.. man, evertime i sit down to study.. my notes seem to disappear.. cant be becos of me... i damn neat.. moreover i smell e stink of magic whenever my notes go missin... haf to be those darn wretched elves leavin outside my house... tey haf been tryin to get me from young ever since i tot one of their foul kind was a rodent of some sort and threw rocks at he/her/it... thus they always try to make my life hell... dammm mext time i catch one of u dang elves or gnomes or fairies tryin to steal my notes.... u guys ARE GOING DOWN.... i can smell ur smelly elvish stench 500 km away....
all e anger.. buildin up inside... haf.... to ....control..... cant.... issit ...becos... of the recent chem kinetics experiment i did... e window.. left open.. leavin me exposed to lots of radiation from the sun.. wad.. is happenin to me... cant control e rage... mus control.... cant.... am hulkin out... wad is... happenin... AAAAARRRRGGHHHRAWWRRRR... ME REUBS THE hULK.. ME ANGRI.. me pissed... me big green and smelly cos me wearin me tj uniform and jus finished playin soccer... reubsthegreat not here.. onli reubsTHE HULK HERE.... me gonna destroy some lego cities now.. tat e loser reubsthegreat build....REUBSTHE HULK RULEZZZ!!

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