Thursday, December 13, 2007
man haven been bloggin for a long time cos tis genius here has been sorta busy lately.. enjoyin meself, loafin around, doing nothin much... but mos importantly i haf been gatherin new material, inspiration, shall we sae..
dang time passes like a bullettrain .. man in less dan 24 hours i'm off to serve the nation, to become e rambo of singapore.. but before tat i haf been reminiscing bout skool life.. man, gonna miss skool, e hockey trainings wif my hockey bros , as well as e lessons and tutorials , meant to enrich and teach , but jus sends one to sleech.. and especially time wif me class 0706, a funky class wif cool credentials haha.. gonna miss messing around wif everybody in class like xiu xiu, kiatz, hui and wei han.. as well as as e teachers. Man wif a class of jus five guys.. e five of us haf realli bonded man.. gonna miss tis 4 best bros/ dudes as well as e pretty ladies of class 0706 haha .. Realli swell class to be in.. everybody damm nice.. wad can i sae? i'm realli blessed.. After skool activites like soccer and hockey are now but memories... but dang if i could i wouldnt change anyting.. its perfect e way it is..except for my rubbish grades which consists of mostly Es ,Ss, amd Us, which put together would be USEs.. although in real life tis grades i could USE LESS.. now if i could turn back time ...
hanging around wif my choir eternal bros are gonna get lesser from now on cos now onli can meet on weekends haha.. alamak ganna confined on TEKONG ( To Educate Kings On National Growth) where we gonna become RAMBOS (reliable armed muscular brave orungutan soldiers) wooot .... hahah kiddin e O stands for original haha not orangutan.. but man with six years of knowin each other and still remainin close, i guess we definitely gonna remain bros for life haha.. man jh couldnt put in betta in his blog.. his ode to eternal bros.. u dudes haf time check it out okie ?
haha man nxt time ill be seein u all will be two weeks time so take care yeah ? oh yeah if u guys haf nothin to do check out tis old but oh so coool anime series...SLAM dunk.. its da bomb ... way cooler dan Hairy potty.. and nxt time u look around and wonder y singapore so safe ? haha its cos of kickasss RAMBOs like me haha .. servin e nation.. oh yeahhhhhhh
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man haven been bloggin for a long time cos tis genius here has been sorta busy lately.. enjoyin meself, loafin around, doing nothin much... but mos importantly i haf been gatherin new material, inspiration, shall we sae..
dang time passes like a bullettrain .. man in less dan 24 hours i'm off to serve the nation, to become e rambo of singapore.. but before tat i haf been reminiscing bout skool life.. man, gonna miss skool, e hockey trainings wif my hockey bros , as well as e lessons and tutorials , meant to enrich and teach , but jus sends one to sleech.. and especially time wif me class 0706, a funky class wif cool credentials haha.. gonna miss messing around wif everybody in class like xiu xiu, kiatz, hui and wei han.. as well as as e teachers. Man wif a class of jus five guys.. e five of us haf realli bonded man.. gonna miss tis 4 best bros/ dudes as well as e pretty ladies of class 0706 haha .. Realli swell class to be in.. everybody damm nice.. wad can i sae? i'm realli blessed.. After skool activites like soccer and hockey are now but memories... but dang if i could i wouldnt change anyting.. its perfect e way it is..except for my rubbish grades which consists of mostly Es ,Ss, amd Us, which put together would be USEs.. although in real life tis grades i could USE LESS.. now if i could turn back time ...
hanging around wif my choir eternal bros are gonna get lesser from now on cos now onli can meet on weekends haha.. alamak ganna confined on TEKONG ( To Educate Kings On National Growth) where we gonna become RAMBOS (reliable armed muscular brave orungutan soldiers) wooot .... hahah kiddin e O stands for original haha not orangutan.. but man with six years of knowin each other and still remainin close, i guess we definitely gonna remain bros for life haha.. man jh couldnt put in betta in his blog.. his ode to eternal bros.. u dudes haf time check it out okie ?
haha man nxt time ill be seein u all will be two weeks time so take care yeah ? oh yeah if u guys haf nothin to do check out tis old but oh so coool anime series...SLAM dunk.. its da bomb ... way cooler dan Hairy potty.. and nxt time u look around and wonder y singapore so safe ? haha its cos of kickasss RAMBOs like me haha .. servin e nation.. oh yeahhhhhhh
left a note at 9:10 AM
Saturday, September 22, 2007
prelims jus finish yesterdae man.. so these two daes reubsthegreat is gonna enjoy himself.. i was at rans house todae watchin champions league highlights.. a realization struck me.. man e onli way i was ever gonna get riches, fans adoration, a bevy of beauties was if i was a soccer superstar or rock star... either way my claim to fame,fortune and riches had to be thru someting wif a '' star'', like honey'' stars'' breakfast cereal hahaha.. no lah since my soccer skills not so good .. no choice mus be a rock star.. man e cruel blow tat destiny dealt me..cuttin down my jobscope.. dats it.. no choice.. i ve decided my future career is gonna be tat of a rockstar.. rock is gonna be my way to the high life... dammm now onli mus learn how to plae e electric guitar.....
a lotta ppl call me reubs shinoda..e modern poet.... thks to my incredible poemist and rapping skills... man e rhymes i bust... take a look ya all
i call tis Reubsthegreat
ReubsTHeGReat
reubsthegreat
reubsthegreat
wad finesse
wad style
when reubsthegreat walks on by
e gals go wow
and e guys go how
and tis i call reuben.. a simplistic title dat speaks volumes
Reuben
man has thou ever met anybody as cool as reuben
ever so brave
and so well behave...
the people he save
sae he smashes evil wif mite and rite
to fite
onli for e good of mankind
nvr leavin the helpless and needy behind..
he is a hero
one so very often hard to find..
is reuben
ever so
true
blue
cooool
wooohoooooooooooooo
dang i goood poemist sia...
left a note at 7:52 AM
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prelims jus finish yesterdae man.. so these two daes reubsthegreat is gonna enjoy himself.. i was at rans house todae watchin champions league highlights.. a realization struck me.. man e onli way i was ever gonna get riches, fans adoration, a bevy of beauties was if i was a soccer superstar or rock star... either way my claim to fame,fortune and riches had to be thru someting wif a '' star'', like honey'' stars'' breakfast cereal hahaha.. no lah since my soccer skills not so good .. no choice mus be a rock star.. man e cruel blow tat destiny dealt me..cuttin down my jobscope.. dats it.. no choice.. i ve decided my future career is gonna be tat of a rockstar.. rock is gonna be my way to the high life... dammm now onli mus learn how to plae e electric guitar.....
a lotta ppl call me reubs shinoda..e modern poet.... thks to my incredible poemist and rapping skills... man e rhymes i bust... take a look ya all
i call tis Reubsthegreat
ReubsTHeGReat
reubsthegreat
reubsthegreat
wad finesse
wad style
when reubsthegreat walks on by
e gals go wow
and e guys go how
and tis i call reuben.. a simplistic title dat speaks volumes
Reuben
man has thou ever met anybody as cool as reuben
ever so brave
and so well behave...
the people he save
sae he smashes evil wif mite and rite
to fite
onli for e good of mankind
nvr leavin the helpless and needy behind..
he is a hero
one so very often hard to find..
is reuben
ever so
true
blue
cooool
wooohoooooooooooooo
dang i goood poemist sia...
left a note at 7:52 AM
Thursday, August 16, 2007
man coool vid.... music vid of one of the cooolest show ever man.. donnie darko.... da bombest show about a troubled teen and tis scary lookin giant andromorphic rabbit he hallucinates about.. pretty depresssin song... but in tis song is some pretty deep lyrics...
i tink i becomin like donnie darko ... jus yesterdae i c tis giant cockroach followin me home.... i was afraid ... i was petrified.. but i will survive.. i will survie... so i take my shoe and humtum e giant cockroach... but it refused to lay down and die.. instead it run away sia..dan todae i c tis giant pidgeon called betty.. she sae hi to me... dan threathen to eat me..i beat the crap out of Betty e giant birdie.. man all this andromorphic stuff tat i c..... could it be a sign?scientific research shows tat studyin destroys brain cells . humans were never made to study.... could tis be a sign tat i shld stop studyin? darn.... but realli need more substantial proof before i burn my books .. till dan u can call me reubs rarko.. get rark .. rarker.. rarko.........,.
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man coool vid.... music vid of one of the cooolest show ever man.. donnie darko.... da bombest show about a troubled teen and tis scary lookin giant andromorphic rabbit he hallucinates about.. pretty depresssin song... but in tis song is some pretty deep lyrics...
i tink i becomin like donnie darko ... jus yesterdae i c tis giant cockroach followin me home.... i was afraid ... i was petrified.. but i will survive.. i will survie... so i take my shoe and humtum e giant cockroach... but it refused to lay down and die.. instead it run away sia..dan todae i c tis giant pidgeon called betty.. she sae hi to me... dan threathen to eat me..i beat the crap out of Betty e giant birdie.. man all this andromorphic stuff tat i c..... could it be a sign?scientific research shows tat studyin destroys brain cells . humans were never made to study.... could tis be a sign tat i shld stop studyin? darn.... but realli need more substantial proof before i burn my books .. till dan u can call me reubs rarko.. get rark .. rarker.. rarko.........,.
left a note at 7:57 AM
Saturday, August 11, 2007
man Reubsthegreat is feelin like an emo eskimo... if i onli i could turn back time..
Courage failed me todae .. all my training for this dae.... for this one opportunity to arrive... i had replayed the scene over and over in my mind... i knew wad i was suppose to do... but yet... when e opportunity presented itself... my punk rock samurai courage failed... i guess sometings no matter how hard u prepare urself... on the dae itself everyting washes down e drain... my courage deserted me when i need it the most... when out the window when it mattered.. i tried to fight the feeling of helplessness but to no avail... my duel katana blades at my side... i was a picturesque of glory and invincibility.. but tat was about it... all for show... i ran away in the end
so much for my training and planning... but i guess its ok... i'm still a darn coool Punk Rock Samurai.. nxt time i get and opportunity like tis... my turn to come out tops... definetly puttin e ball into e back of the net... like a darn good striker.... oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ps. man tis my first story as a lone samurai wif cool sword fiting skills... hahaha ...cooooool eh ? man e nxt part the protangonist gonna hooot up all e bad guys sia... and the final third parter of the trilogy.... he fite against tis demon wantin to take over the world.....i guess i watch too much samurai champloo sia... ganna influenced
left a note at 8:34 AM
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man Reubsthegreat is feelin like an emo eskimo... if i onli i could turn back time..
Courage failed me todae .. all my training for this dae.... for this one opportunity to arrive... i had replayed the scene over and over in my mind... i knew wad i was suppose to do... but yet... when e opportunity presented itself... my punk rock samurai courage failed... i guess sometings no matter how hard u prepare urself... on the dae itself everyting washes down e drain... my courage deserted me when i need it the most... when out the window when it mattered.. i tried to fight the feeling of helplessness but to no avail... my duel katana blades at my side... i was a picturesque of glory and invincibility.. but tat was about it... all for show... i ran away in the end
so much for my training and planning... but i guess its ok... i'm still a darn coool Punk Rock Samurai.. nxt time i get and opportunity like tis... my turn to come out tops... definetly puttin e ball into e back of the net... like a darn good striker.... oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ps. man tis my first story as a lone samurai wif cool sword fiting skills... hahaha ...cooooool eh ? man e nxt part the protangonist gonna hooot up all e bad guys sia... and the final third parter of the trilogy.... he fite against tis demon wantin to take over the world.....i guess i watch too much samurai champloo sia... ganna influenced
left a note at 8:34 AM
Thursday, August 9, 2007
a stunnin revelation smacked me rite in the head todae... sent me reelin... alamak my mp3 not enuff space sia.. i guess last time i sorta had tis recurring tot that a 128 mb would not be enuff to hold all e songs tat i wanna put in... but nvr realli bother much cos i could quelm the greedy beast in me... but no more can i control it... the greed in me..... i feell so greedy all e time.. man all e food i c i jus whack without leavin for anybody... all e toys at home i all cope... my brudders tey not allowed to even sniff at e toys or i get pissed.. everytings mine.. all mine... i dun wan share....
my fren let me hear his mp3 todae..man his mp3 thrashed mine totally.. wif a memory space of 1 gig... as compared to mine, 128 mb... plus he had some pretty good songs... i mean my playlist still betta in terms of quality... but quantity wise .. he wins handsdown ... mine's a no show... I feel pretty angry ... wad wif all e good songs from bands like radiohead, sugar ray coldplay etc.... man and to tink i can onli put a fraction of these... even before i contemplate which song to put.. i ll haf to screen the song to c how much big it is.. anyting over 4 mb is out.. no matter how good e song... cos no space... plus the pain and dilemma i am put thru each time i delete one song to make way for antother... i wouldnt wish it onto anybody.... i would tumble in bed, heart wrenched wif guilt each time i remove a song... to me all me songs in me playlist are like my babies.. i handpicked and listened to every single one of them.. to delete them.. would be like for michangelo to destroy the statue of david... or da vinci to wreak havok upon the Mona Lisa.. i cant take the psychological torture no more...
but then agan.. my mp3 has been a faithful steward since i bought him last year for 20 bucks... i remember the first time i set my eyes on it... darn it was the cutest ting i had ever saen... plus our numerous adventures.. like one time when fightin the evil Duke of silence whose goal is to remove all soundcards from computers all over the world... he had me trapped.. wif all e evil sound zoids about to blast me with the soundblaster which would render me speechless... imagine me without my macho rockstar voice... if not for my mp3 ,Rhomba.. who deflected the beam by counter blasting The Heroic Anthem of Reubsthegreat or ThAR ...i would haf nvr even made it out of the fite alive... have i even mention all e nightly patrols? if not for Rhomba... darn tey would be so lonely..
As important a sidekick robin is to batman.. i guess rhomba is the same to me... could i even tink of discarding it? tat would be so evil... so heartless.. so inhumane... darn i couuld nvr do it... but yet wat wif all e songs beckonin... i haf to change my mp3 space... wad to do ...all e choice..i berate life for forcing me choose between sentiment or improvement..
gUESS THE ONLI WAY OUT IS for me to go back to the secret Reubs headquarters.. Reubsthegreat's base of operations.. and using my genius brain, experiment on Rhomba... change it into A 100000000000000000000000000000000GIG mp3... heh dan all e songs in the world i could put them in Romba wifout the need to discard..a win-win situation for all..
left a note at 10:03 AM
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a stunnin revelation smacked me rite in the head todae... sent me reelin... alamak my mp3 not enuff space sia.. i guess last time i sorta had tis recurring tot that a 128 mb would not be enuff to hold all e songs tat i wanna put in... but nvr realli bother much cos i could quelm the greedy beast in me... but no more can i control it... the greed in me..... i feell so greedy all e time.. man all e food i c i jus whack without leavin for anybody... all e toys at home i all cope... my brudders tey not allowed to even sniff at e toys or i get pissed.. everytings mine.. all mine... i dun wan share....
my fren let me hear his mp3 todae..man his mp3 thrashed mine totally.. wif a memory space of 1 gig... as compared to mine, 128 mb... plus he had some pretty good songs... i mean my playlist still betta in terms of quality... but quantity wise .. he wins handsdown ... mine's a no show... I feel pretty angry ... wad wif all e good songs from bands like radiohead, sugar ray coldplay etc.... man and to tink i can onli put a fraction of these... even before i contemplate which song to put.. i ll haf to screen the song to c how much big it is.. anyting over 4 mb is out.. no matter how good e song... cos no space... plus the pain and dilemma i am put thru each time i delete one song to make way for antother... i wouldnt wish it onto anybody.... i would tumble in bed, heart wrenched wif guilt each time i remove a song... to me all me songs in me playlist are like my babies.. i handpicked and listened to every single one of them.. to delete them.. would be like for michangelo to destroy the statue of david... or da vinci to wreak havok upon the Mona Lisa.. i cant take the psychological torture no more...
but then agan.. my mp3 has been a faithful steward since i bought him last year for 20 bucks... i remember the first time i set my eyes on it... darn it was the cutest ting i had ever saen... plus our numerous adventures.. like one time when fightin the evil Duke of silence whose goal is to remove all soundcards from computers all over the world... he had me trapped.. wif all e evil sound zoids about to blast me with the soundblaster which would render me speechless... imagine me without my macho rockstar voice... if not for my mp3 ,Rhomba.. who deflected the beam by counter blasting The Heroic Anthem of Reubsthegreat or ThAR ...i would haf nvr even made it out of the fite alive... have i even mention all e nightly patrols? if not for Rhomba... darn tey would be so lonely..
As important a sidekick robin is to batman.. i guess rhomba is the same to me... could i even tink of discarding it? tat would be so evil... so heartless.. so inhumane... darn i couuld nvr do it... but yet wat wif all e songs beckonin... i haf to change my mp3 space... wad to do ...all e choice..i berate life for forcing me choose between sentiment or improvement..
gUESS THE ONLI WAY OUT IS for me to go back to the secret Reubs headquarters.. Reubsthegreat's base of operations.. and using my genius brain, experiment on Rhomba... change it into A 100000000000000000000000000000000GIG mp3... heh dan all e songs in the world i could put them in Romba wifout the need to discard..a win-win situation for all..
left a note at 10:03 AM
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
man, haven blogged in a long time cos feel pretty lazy these daes... jus wanna curl up on the sofa and watch tv till i fall asleep...
todae was pretty fun .. the best skool dae ever.... has to be todae... reported at 730 and skool ended at 930 cos onli celebrations .. together wif me bros xiu xiu and kiat, i dan went to plae basketball with our fellow brudders from 0806 and 1006...man all realli cool basketball pros... me man, i definitely rank way up on top with them..me a nba superstar.... haha kiddin kiddin... i quite noob at e game .. cos mostly plae soccer.... but still pretty fun... dammm if onli i learned to slam dunk... woot.. i would be da man in skool ..
Round 530 i met up wif wei han as we went to celebrate jiahui's bithdae at city hall's NEW YOrk New YORk... darn cooooool place sia.. e interior design was pretty snazzyyy... had a realli cool time jus hanging around wif me class pppl... tey a realli cool bunch... same like me.. we all cool... nah is way too cool for words....
i went to meet e choir peeps at 930 before heading to the airport wif colin ran jh and zhou... had a rockin good time jus sittin around and toking about e future and whatnot... haha dan ran and zhou and jh and i dan went and sat at some overheadbridge at some part of pasir ris till 12... jus emoing ... gooofin off wif my best mates..ran zhou and jh... dats da bomb man... great dae great dae
i guess no matter how much hellish life gets... with frens to tide me through, no matter how shitty everyting becomes, i'll do fine ..
left a note at 9:40 AM
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man, haven blogged in a long time cos feel pretty lazy these daes... jus wanna curl up on the sofa and watch tv till i fall asleep...
todae was pretty fun .. the best skool dae ever.... has to be todae... reported at 730 and skool ended at 930 cos onli celebrations .. together wif me bros xiu xiu and kiat, i dan went to plae basketball with our fellow brudders from 0806 and 1006...man all realli cool basketball pros... me man, i definitely rank way up on top with them..me a nba superstar.... haha kiddin kiddin... i quite noob at e game .. cos mostly plae soccer.... but still pretty fun... dammm if onli i learned to slam dunk... woot.. i would be da man in skool ..
Round 530 i met up wif wei han as we went to celebrate jiahui's bithdae at city hall's NEW YOrk New YORk... darn cooooool place sia.. e interior design was pretty snazzyyy... had a realli cool time jus hanging around wif me class pppl... tey a realli cool bunch... same like me.. we all cool... nah is way too cool for words....
i went to meet e choir peeps at 930 before heading to the airport wif colin ran jh and zhou... had a rockin good time jus sittin around and toking about e future and whatnot... haha dan ran and zhou and jh and i dan went and sat at some overheadbridge at some part of pasir ris till 12... jus emoing ... gooofin off wif my best mates..ran zhou and jh... dats da bomb man... great dae great dae
i guess no matter how much hellish life gets... with frens to tide me through, no matter how shitty everyting becomes, i'll do fine ..
left a note at 9:40 AM
Thursday, July 26, 2007
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nothin very much to do these daes.. jus loafin around tryin me best to hit e books.. reubsthegreat is bored put of his wits... no excitement in his life no genuine thrill to look forward to except on sats heh.. where haf all e evil sorcerers tat use to provide some form of cheap thrill gone to? or e mountain ogres.. giant mutated beast with the strength of hundreds? reubs the great totally pulverised them then.. but now.. reubsthegreat is being.. thrashed by lamebrain boooks.... no choice lah... forced to study.. nowhere to run..
but suddenly i find tat studyin can be quite fun .. serious serious.. me beginin to acknowledge e notes, tutorials etc as friends... as fellow brudders.. dunno perhaps im changin.. maturin into someting cooler... someting more knowledgeable..
haf tis pretty cool scene stuck in my head for the past few month ... pops up when i daydreamin.. pretty coool i guess.. man in tis scene of mine.. i'm sleepin under this realli huge tree.. im in tis field of green green grass.. wif a clear stream runnin thru... the sky above is tis realli realli beautiful shade of blue wif lots of fluffy white clouds... everythings realli peaceful .. as i m snoozin... tis old man arrives and gently taps me on my shoulders... '' sir its time to wake up.. the party has started..''
'' yeah thks man..'' i mumble as i get up.. dan i follow him as he leads me to tis realli realli grand garden party... wif people arrivin thru tis sorta huge fiery door wif a liquid gateway...i look around.. the guests of the party are all e people whom i haf ever met before in my life... people whom changed me both in huge ways and little ways.. even ppl whom i had seen and mingled wif but once.. but everybody was there... decked out in their best .. like gowns for e ladies and e guys coats ties and all..man.. everybody realli looked so handsome/pretty.. we were all jus hangin around havin a realli great time... all e ppl tat i ever met in my life and me.. there..at tat strange party.... way coool man... wif me as the host of the party... even cooler... but wad makes it super cool is tat i guess midway thru i finally muster up e courage to do someting i realli wanted to try for e longest time now but.. somehow couldnt find it in me to ....
dunno mayb tts wad heaven is like ?
but suddenly i find tat studyin can be quite fun .. serious serious.. me beginin to acknowledge e notes, tutorials etc as friends... as fellow brudders.. dunno perhaps im changin.. maturin into someting cooler... someting more knowledgeable..
haf tis pretty cool scene stuck in my head for the past few month ... pops up when i daydreamin.. pretty coool i guess.. man in tis scene of mine.. i'm sleepin under this realli huge tree.. im in tis field of green green grass.. wif a clear stream runnin thru... the sky above is tis realli realli beautiful shade of blue wif lots of fluffy white clouds... everythings realli peaceful .. as i m snoozin... tis old man arrives and gently taps me on my shoulders... '' sir its time to wake up.. the party has started..''
'' yeah thks man..'' i mumble as i get up.. dan i follow him as he leads me to tis realli realli grand garden party... wif people arrivin thru tis sorta huge fiery door wif a liquid gateway...i look around.. the guests of the party are all e people whom i haf ever met before in my life... people whom changed me both in huge ways and little ways.. even ppl whom i had seen and mingled wif but once.. but everybody was there... decked out in their best .. like gowns for e ladies and e guys coats ties and all..man.. everybody realli looked so handsome/pretty.. we were all jus hangin around havin a realli great time... all e ppl tat i ever met in my life and me.. there..at tat strange party.... way coool man... wif me as the host of the party... even cooler... but wad makes it super cool is tat i guess midway thru i finally muster up e courage to do someting i realli wanted to try for e longest time now but.. somehow couldnt find it in me to ....
dunno mayb tts wad heaven is like ?
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